Nice & Slow – A Pregnancy Remix

The other day I was jamming to some old school Pandora stations, and Usher’s Nice & Slow found its way onto the screen. If you were a tweener or teen in the late 1990’s, this song and that My Way album was your JAM.

(In case you need a little refresher – here’s the throwback for you)

As I sat there keeping up with every word in my head, I found the song rewriting itself as I went along doing my best white girl rap. I guess a song about those after work, I’m coming home NOW, booty call from your husband kind of days are in my rear view mirror for the moment, which made the song a little humorous and unrelatable. Without missing a beat my brain took care of that for me, and created lyrics a little better suited for this glorious “one toddler and one on the way” time in our life.

One day, this song will ring true again. One day.

Until then…

NICE & SLOW – A PREGNANCY REMIX 

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It’s seven o’clock
On the dot
She’s in her drop top
Catchin’ her zzzz’s – oh yeah

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I got a real pretty, pretty little thang that’s waiting for me
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I waddle up
Anticipating, pregnant love
Light headedness, don’t keep me waiting
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I got plans to lay my belly in ways that
You always see, boy you know what I mean

Let me take you to a place nice and quiet
There ain’t no one there to interrupt
We really gotta rush
I’m too tired to take it nice and slow
(baby remember all the things you used to do to me)

See I’ve been waiting for this for so long
We’ll be makin’ love until the girl gets up
Baby
I’m too tired to take it nice and slow
(baby remember all the things you used to do to me)

Now here we are
I’m so impossibly round
Contemplating just how I’m gonna lay me down
Sciatic you got me sayin’
My, my, my – My
I wish that I – I
Could easily roll over
And get this thing started right now

I wanna do something freaky to you baby
Shit, I think she heard me
{whispers} I—I wanna do something freaky to you babe
I just can’t call out your name

They call me PR-EGG-O–MO-MMA—E
Now baby do you see these big ole boobies?
Got a momma feelin’ like Dolly P
Every time that you roll with me, holdin’ me
Tryin’ to get control of these
Nice and slow
You know
Never lettin’ go
This baby’s messin’ up our flow
This is how the hook go

Let me take you to a place nice and quiet
There ain’t no one there to interrupt
We really gotta rush
I’m too tired to take it nice and slow
(baby remember all the things you used to do to me)

See I’ve been waiting for this for so long
We’ll be makin’ love until the girl gets up
Baby
I’m too tired to take it nice and slow
(baby remember all the things you used to do to me)

Now tell me
Do you wanna get sleepy
Cause, I’ll sleep now yes I will
I’ll sleep now yes I will
I’ll get to sleep now cause that was part of our little deal
I’ll sleep now yes I will
I’ll sleep now yes I will
I’ll get to sleep now cause that was part of our little deal – yeah
(now baby please help me up I gotta pee)

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**If I had the time, resources, man power, or knowledge base to make this into a music video, I totally would’ve. The vision is there. Someone call What’s Up Moms and tell them we should talk! Also, a little shout out to my husband for taking and taking part in these pictures without having a clue of what they were for.  Such a trooper!**

 

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